He's No Brad Pitt

We were talking about local Showbiz tsismis!

A not-so-attractive guy is courting a popular young sexy star.


O: Ang kapal diba!
C: Bakit?? Ano ba ichura nun? Sino kamukha?
O: Hmm, alam mo yung sa mga local action movies, may leader na masama diba?
C: Oo.
O: Hindi yun. Alam mo yung parang right hand man niya.
C: Oo.
O: Hindi rin yun. Yung tauhan nila na kahit anong mangyari, kahit anong gawin niya, parating natatamaan ng bala. Yun yun. Mukha siyang ganon!


Surprisingly, everyone got what she said.

Where's A Fairy Godmother When You Need One?

After our picnic party, Ems, Ongson, and I went to the mall to unwind.

We entered a shoe store and Ems tried on a pair of black ballet flats.


Ongson commented: "Uy, para kang si Cinderella!"

Ems: "Talaga? Para bang glass slippers?"



Ongson: "Hindi. Nung bago siya magpakain ng mga manok."

She Can't Think Clearly With A Full Bladder

Ongson and Shatan, YM-ing.

Ongson: Wanna watch a movie tonight?
Shatan: Sure game!
Ongson: I'll text Tif din!

...After a while.

Shatan: Ano sabi ni Tif? She replied na?
Ongson: Oo. Sabi niya, teka lang daw iihi muna siya.
Ongson: EH MAS MAHABA PA YUN TINEXT NIYA KAYSA YES OR NO!
Shatan: HAHAHA!

The Sleeping Debutante

Jeco: Nasusuka/nahihilo ako pag umiinom eh.

Shatan: OO NGA! 1 shot ng Tequila* tinulugan mo na debut ni Shannah.....................She really did.

Jeco: HAHAHA.

Jeco: At least hindi ako nahimatay... XP :))

Shatan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*We were both part of Shannah's 18 Shots.

Starbucks Names

Tif, Ongson, and Shatan, during desserts: We'd like to order 1 Large Froyo, thanks.

Guy behind the counter: Your name please?

Ongson/Shatan: Sampaguita. (pointing) She's Sam, she's Pa, and I'm Guita.

Guy, smiling while typing: Ok, Sam..Pa...Guita.....Here's your receipt.



When we got to our table, we recalled the times we'd come up with fake names when we're ordering Mocha Frapps in Starbucks after class.

I remember I would use Daisy or Margarita. Lin and Jeco, something even more silly (which I forgot na, sorry). I think si Jeco Gumamela and kay Lin ata Poison Ivy. Haha.*

Ongson, to Tif: Usually oorder kami nila Shatan, magkasunod kami. Sasabihin ko ako si Sampa. Tapos si Shatan si Guita. Tapos pagready na yung drinks, they'll shout out Mocha Frapps for...

Tif, Ongson, and Shatan: SAMPA GUITA!!! Hahaha.

Shatan: HAHA haay kakamiss HS.

Ongson: Meron pa kaya ako si Janet, ikaw si Jackson. Tapos pag sisigaw sila ng drinks for JANET JACKSON, titingnan natin if sino lilingon na parang, WOW ANDITO SI JANET JACKSON?!?!!

Everyone: HAHAHA!!!

*Okay, I just conferred with Ongson. Madami-dami pala ang Starbucks names namin. Aside from those aforementioned, we also used: Guma & Mela, Michael & Jackson, and Michael & Jordan.

The Love Quiz

A, T, and N, over dinner at SM North The Block:


--Forgot the exact convo, basta similar to this.

(A) Pag pupuntahan mo bf mo, da-drive ka ba sa long cut but maganda scenery or sa short cut pero puro squatter?

(T/N)
- Umm...Sobrang layo ba?
- Gano kagandang scenery? Uy, I like sceneries.
- Pwede ba akong humataw?

(A) That's not the point! Basta ok??

Skip.

(A) Kukuha ka ng flowers for your bf. Red roses, white roses, or red & white roses?

(T) White.

(N) Red.

(A) Pag red it means pag naglove ka, bubuhos mo lahat talaga sa kanya. Pag white, mas selfish yung love mo.

(T) Or red and white.

(A) Oh Ohh. Babawi pa.

Next question.

(A) Pagdating mo sa house ng bf mo, gusto mo ba siya mag-open ng door for you or ok lang maid or you want to have your own key?

(T/N)
- He lives on his own or with his family?
- Teka, is he expecting me?? Or surprise visit ba?
- Busy ba siya? Bakit, ano bang ginagawa niya at hindi man lang niya ako kayang abangan sa pintuan?


(A) Just answer the question!!

Anyway, skip.

(A) Pag uuwi ka na, saan ka dadaan, long cut but ok scenery or short cut na ma-squatter?

(T/N)
- Teka teka what time na to? Matagal ba ako nagstay dun?
- May dala ba akong protection/self-defense weapon?
- Eh anong klase ba namang bf yan ako pa ang vivisit sa kanya, bakit hindi nalang siya ang pumunta sa akin?
- Oo nga naman!!

(A) Hay nakooo! Nakakainis kayo ah! It's just a quiz man! Yung iba isang sagot lang, kayo ang dami dami niyong tanong!


(T/N) Mabuti nang klaro!

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In case you want to know the meaning of the (answers to the) questions:

(Q) Pag pupuntahan mo bf mo, da-drive ka ba sa long cut but maganda scenery or sa short cut pero puro squatter?
(A) If long cut, matagal and ine-enjoy mo talaga yung process of falling in love.

(Q) Kukuha ka ng flowers for your bf. Red roses, white roses, or red & white roses?
(A) Same as what was explained in our conversation.

(Q) Pagdating mo sa house ng bf mo, gusto mo ba siya mag-open ng door for you or ok lang maid or you want to have your own key?
(A) Pag gusto mo siya mag-open ng door, it means gusto mo na pag may issue kayo, kayong 2 lang nag-uusap.

(Q) Pag uuwi ka na, saan ka dadaan, long cut but ok scenery or short cut na ma-squatter?
(A) Pag short cut, mabilis ka mag get over pag nagbreak kayo.

This Is How We Celebrate A Defining Moment In History.

Inauguration of US President Barack Obama.

01.20.09

Around 12:30 am (Shatan's) and 10:30 am (Lin's)
lin: are you watching it on tv too?
shatan: yeah!
shatan: cnn!
lin: i'm watching it at work
shatan: grabe hindi rin madami pumunta ah1
lin: haahha
lin: i think there's at least 2 million
lin: they said people were renting out their lawns!
shatan: good biz!
shatan: OMG historic moment
lin: i know!
lin: i'm getting goosebumps!
shatan: i love her hat!
shatan: haha
lin: i'm watching over the internet
lin: sobrang slow!
lin: what hat?
lin: ohhhh HAHAHAHAHA!!!
shatan: kay aretha
lin: i see it now!
lin: how could i miss it??
shatan: HAHAAHHAA
lin: i just LOLed!
shatan: its half of my tv screen
lin: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
lin: i'm so not discreet at work today!
lin: tawa lang ako ng tawa!
shatan: why
shatan: sabihin mo
shatan: my budget planning is very amusing
lin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lin: kumakanta ba siya?
lin: i can't understand a word she's saying!
shatan: :))
shatan: ako din!!!
lin: para siyang gift
shatan: HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Later, around 1:15 am (S's) and 11:15 am (L's)
shatan: i can still picture arethas ribbon
lin: hahahaha
lin: guess what you'll be getting for your birthday this year!
lin: one hint: it's gray

And later still, at 1:30 am (S's) and 11:30 am (L's)
shatan: exit the platform?
shatan: TAPOS NA!!!
lin: i know!
lin: and i don't remember a thing!
shatan: GAGAGGGAA
shatan: only arethas hat!
shatan: the best part

lin: :))
lin: i think that will be my halloween costume
shatan: wearing the hat? or talagang the hat lang is the ocstume?
lin: i'm not kate winslet!
shatan: :)) =))
lin: wearing the hat... wearing only the hat...
shatan: HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
shatan: NOOOO i mean,,,enlarged version ng hat
shatan: tapos big big ribbon across sa upper body mo
lin: enlarged?? mero pa bang enlarged??
shatan: :))

Ate Shawie Night, Part 3 of 3: There's Your Caption!

For those of you wondering how it all ended:

Yes, Ongson finally had her picture taken with the Megastar (Thanks to Lin for approaching KC and unintentionally dissing her haha. "My friend wants to take a photo with your mom.") and yes, Sharon, KC, et al. were all very nice. Nakipagkuwentuhan pa si Sharon with us for, like, 10 seconds. Haha.

Sharon, to Ongson: Why are you so quiet now? Kanina you were laughing so hard. Sabi ko nga sa kanila sana friends ko rin kayo kasi ang saya saya niyo.

Sharon, pointing to her friend: She's my best friend, friends kami since Second Year pa.
Ongson: Ah really? Kami since Grade 5.
Sharon: Aww, how cute! Hold on to each other forever ah!

...After they left,


Jeco and Lin: Oh! May caption ka na sa picture mo with Sharon!
Jeco, Lin, and Shatan: HOLD ON TO EACH OTHER FOREVER!!!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



Disclaimer: No alcohol was consumed that night.

Ate Shawie Night, Part 2 of 3: Ever???

Having desserts with balikbayans Lin and Jeco (sorta) and Ongson late Tuesday night at Bizu.
Ate Shawie walks through the door with her daughter KC and some of their friends.

We dared Ongson to have her picture taken with her idol. (She will deny this, pero we know the truth Ongson! HAHA.)
But she was starting to get cold feet.

Shatan: Ongson pa-picture ka na! Game! Go na!

Ongson: Ehhh...Nahihiya ako eh!

Shatan: It's now or never!...Nakita mo na ba siya in person before?

Ongson: Hindi.

Shatan: So first time mo lang?

Ongson: Oo.

Shatan: ...Ever?

Lin: First time nga eh!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ongson: You ah! Are you cross-examining me??

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ongson: Parang, "First time mo ba?" ..."Oo." ..."Ever???" ..."Umm, third?"
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ongson:"Ikaw ba ang pumatay sa biktima?" ..."Hindi." .........."EVER???"
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ongson: Well actually, na-meet ko na pala siya dati nung bata ako. Pero 4 years old pa ako non I can't remember.

Jeco, Lin, and Shatan: OHHHH!!!!! SABI MO FIRST TIME!!!
Shatan: HULI KA!
Everyone: HAHAHA!

Ongson: Oh I'm so sorry, Shatan. I failed your exam.

Ate Shawie Night, Part 1 of 3: No One Likes Awkward Silences

Star sighting! We happened to see Ate Shawie at Bizu while we were having late night desserts.

Shatan: OMG Ongson I dare you pa-picture ka! Go!

Ongson: Talaga? Umm, sige sige!


While waiting for the Megastar and her posse to finish their dinner, Ongson starts getting anxious.

Ongson: .......Ayoko na!

Jeco: Dali na!
Lin: Go na!
Shatan: It's now or never!

Ongson: Ehhh...Natatakot na ako. Nakakahiya.

Ongson: Ang hirap.

After a few seconds of silence,

Shatan: .....Bakit naman?


Ongson: Uhhh...ehhhhh...hmm. Ang hirap naman ng tanong mo! Kailangan ko bang sagutin?

Shatan: Ah, deh, filler lang iyon.

Ongson: Langya! You and your fillers!

Chick-Lits Are For Dummies

Recess to an ICAn always means:

(a) snack time
(b) sleeping time
(c) more time for studying and/or finishing homeworks/projects
(d) more kalokohans
(e) all of the above

But for our classmate Tatel, she uses her Recess time wisely: she catches up on her encyclopedia-reading, of course! What did you expect from a Promil Kid?


One time, seatmate Ongson noticed Tatel reaching for a huge encyclopedia from her bag and started a conversation with her.

Ongson: Oh, nasa E ka na??

Tatel, silent.

Ongson, her voice the perfect blend of playful mockery and cockiness: Ako nasa O na ako eh!

Tatel, opening the page where she left her bookmark, totally ignoring Ongson.

After a long, awkward silence,



Ongson: So anong bago sa Earth ngayon?

LSS

May 17, 2008. At Shatan's house.

Shatan, singing to Ongson: "Dito, dito sa puso ko. Pag-ibig ko'y hindi na maglalaho. Huwag sanang mag-alala sinta. Damdamin ko'y hindi na magbabago..."
Shatan: Ayan, para ma-LSS ka!


May 20, 2008. YM.

ongson: alam mo ba
ongson: habang naliligo ako
ongson: bigla ko nalang nakanta
ongson: DITO, DITO SA PUSO KO
ongson: hahahaha
shatan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


May time-release ba yung effect ng LSS sayo? Haha.

Bokswagon

Please click on the strips to enlarge. Thanks!








Bokswagon Comic Strips by Bokyo, published every Sunday in The Manila Bulletin.


Congrats to our fellow Hopia. We're proud of you.

Magpublish ka na ng book please lang! Hehe. :D

Who Said Math Wasn't Fun?

ICANs are quite notorious for poking fun at people who mispronounce words, especially the most commonly interchanged I and E.

Case in point:

Ongson, ordering from a fast food chain, slowly and carefully mouthing each word so she won't come off as barok: Miss, pa-order ng isang...Greeled...Buhf.....Muhl.

Ni isa wala man lang tinama. Haha.
Let me translate that for you: Grilled Beef Meal.

But that's not to say we don't laugh at ourselves, too.
Well, to be honest, we laugh at everyone. No one is safe, really. Not even the teachers.




During 2nd Year Math class, a year before Ongson and Lin were transferred to our section:

Ms. Lopez, serious: Today we'll discuss Inteegeers. Blah blah blah.
Ongson and Lin: Hahahahaha!

Ms. Lopez, always with her deer-in-headlights expression, continued on with her discussion, ignoring the giggles she'd hear every time she would mention the word Integer.

After a few minutes, Ongson then raises her hand to ask a question.

Ongson, mockingly: Miss, what's Inteeegeeer again?
Lin: HAHAHA!


By the way, poking fun at phonetically-inept people wasn't the only thing ICANs are known for.
We're also notorious for very poorly holding back our laughters.





Ms. Lopez: What's so fanny?!??

Lin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Eh Ano Ba Siya Dati?

During the first few minutes after seeing each other again for the longest time, we started to talk about a couple people from our batch. The almost-forgotten ones, as we like to call them.




T: Alam niyo nakita ko si Y sa mall last time! Sabi ng friends ko, Tita mo ba yon?

A/N: Haha, shet. Tumanda rin kasi siguro ichura niya eh...

T: UY! Nakita niyo ba si Z sa Facebook? OMG ang ganda na niya!!!

A: Talaga?

N: Ay oo! Nakita ko pics niya, babae na siya!

T: Sira! Matagal na siyang babae. "TAO" na siya!

A and N: HAHAHA ang sama!

T: Dati, never ko naisip na mae-equate ko si "Z" to "Maganda." But nung nakita ko siya sa Facebook, "UY! TAO NA SIYA.....ADD!"

A and N: HAHAHA shet ang sama!

T: Alam niyo, sa buhay kasi may gumaganda at may pumapanget. Si Z ata hinigop yung mga kagandahan ng iba.

A: Siguro nung humihigop siya ng kagandahan, si Y yung nasa pinakaharap.

The Laugh Track

When students get bored in class, they usually pass notes, chat quietly, or doodle.
But not us. We laugh.

During Ms. Santos' Math Class in 6th Grade:

Shatan, Ongson, and Millie (?) were seated next to each other. Halfway through the class,


Shatan/Millie: Ang boring!
Ongson: Tara, tawa tayo!

Shatan and Millie, confused.

Ongson began to explain: Basta sigaw ka (talking to Shatan) ng HA HA HA. Then ako naman, then si Millie naman. Tapos after a while matatawa na talaga tayo. Game?

As we were in the middle of class, we were unsure how we were gonna pull this off without getting the attention of our teacher. We knew we would definitely get in trouble but we did it anyway.

Up first was Shatan, trying to be as quiet as possible: Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ongson: Ha. Ha. Ha.

Millie: Ha. Ha. Ha.

Shatan: Ha. Haha.

Ongson: HA. HAHA.

Millie: HAHAHA.

Everyone now: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

It took us less than 2 rounds to actually start laughing and less than 3 rounds for Ms. Santos to shut us up.

Umm, That Wasn't Me...

Ongson and Shatan were seated in the second row during Mass.
Seated in front of them was none other than Ms. Sabado, their Religion teacher.


It was their first time sitting so close to the front and they soon realized that it was harder to do any kalokohan without easily being spotted by the teacher or the COC's.

Frustrated and bored with nothing else to do, they decided to test their whistling skills (or the lack of it).

For a few minutes or so, they kept on practicing whilst perfectly timing each blow with the Mass songs, or any of the Audience responses. Ongson was getting real good with her whistles but Shatan still couldn't get the hang of it. All she was getting were huffs and puffs.

Finally, she makes one final attempt and manages to do one so loud at exactly the same time the whole Chapel goes silent.

Ms. Sabado turns around and gives them a look.

As if on impulse, Shatan then turns her head towards Ongson and reprimandingly, she goes: Shhhhh...

Peace, CDC!

It was the first Friday of the month yet again and being students of a Catholic School, that also meant that everyone was to attend the First Friday Mass.


As we were getting ready to head towards the School Chapel, Ongson and I suddenly felt the need to bring a pad of paper just in case we, well, you know, want to be distracted.
We didn't have one ready so we politely asked our classmate CDC if we could borrow hers.

CDC: Sure.

Big mistake.



Now armed with our pad and pens, we went to the Chapel and sat with Tif and Julie.

As soon as the Mass started, out came our pad and we doodled away.



Tif and I played Pictionary first while Ongson and Julie waited for their turn.

Tif: Alam ko na! Design nalang tayo ng ICA uniforms!
Shatan: Cge game!

We started sketching, each one proud of her own design. I vaguely remember what exactly Tif and I drew but I'm fairly sure flowers were involved in the illustration. You know floral never goes out of style. Haha.



Julie, curious and a little jealous of the fun we're having: Anong dina-drawing niyo?
Tif and Shatan: Nagdedesign kami ng next ICA uniform!
Julie: Ako pa-draw!

As Julie did her masterpiece, we kept our eyes open for teachers, COC's, and other possible disciplinarians in the area.

When she was done, we saw that it was a masterpiece indeed. Julie designed a dress fit for an ICAN who's definitely ahead of her time, maybe a thousand years or so ahead as the uniform she designed included small light bulbs, electrical wires, and a plug.
Perfect for the year 3000.

Oh but she wasn't done. She made another one and her second uniform was undoubtedly more risque. And by risque I mean totally see-through and with a naked guy sketched beside it.

We definitely could have made more designs but we mustn't have been paying attention to our surroundings while we were snickering at our drawings because then I remember Ms. Serrano, our Class Adviser, coming over to us and confiscating our pad.

We knew what was next on our schedule right after the Mass: The Prefect of Discipline's Office.

We were detained for an hour or so for some questioning by Ms. Hechanova and Ms. Serrano.
Well we really didn't have much to say except for Julie who tried to defend her nude sketches.
As the teachers were browsing through our designs during the interrogation, they see something else written a few pages after our doodles, but of a different handwriting.

"P*****ina si Entera." Entera was our Accounting teacher.

Their focus immediately turned to that somewhat crude confession and we were let off easy.

Next thing we knew, CDC got a major offense.

Faith Sharing

In our C.L.E. (Religion) Classes, we always spent a few minutes of our time for Faith Sharing right before diving into the class discussion.

After the opening prayer, we would group ourselves and read a scripture from the Bible assigned to us.
We would then get a sheet of paper, discuss what we had just read, and write down our reflections. (Only our discussions never did involve anything from the passage.)



.....Blah blah blah…Hahaha! Blah blah blah…Narinig mo na yung bagong kanta ni _ ? Blah blah blah…Tara tiangge tayo later!... Blah blah blah…Uy nawatch mo Felicity kagabi?.....


Naturally, our teacher Ms. Virtudazo would go from one group to the other to listen in (more like check on us) on our discussion.


.....Oo! Grabe! Sobrang cute ni Scott Speedma--nd so I learned that it is important to have a strong faith especially when we're thrust into difficult situations because it teaches us to be brave and guides us in determining what is good and what is not...

...Good one.

Juicy, Aromatic Dalandans

Chinese Class, 7th Grade.


While Lao Shur was discussing a story in our book, someone decided to eat the bag of dalandans one of our classmates brought to school that day.

Eating in class is a minor offense.

One by one, her seatmates, as well as a few others from the back row began to join in.
And no, the risk of getting caught wasn't going to deter them from taking their daily dose of Vitamin C.
And so was the lack of utensils.

As discreetly as they could, they began to peel off the skin with their hands and nibble on the pulps.
At that very moment, our teacher stops her lecture and asks if someone is eating in class.

Uhhh...nope. Uhhmm...no one.

Then sniffing the air, she goes: Shia nga leh tsia dalandan ah? (Who's eating dalandan, eh?)

Ms. Lim, Duh!

Contributors: Ongson and Shatan


When we were in 7th Grade, we had mad skills of eating our lunch baons under the 15 minutes allotted for our Recess, but during Lunch Breaks, it's a whole different story.

We were always late.
Either we didn't notice the time (even after the bell rang) since we were having so much fun in the cafeteria, or we were just in our sloth mode, taking our time making our way to the classroom. Parang namamasyal sa Luneta.

And right after lunch one time, we had to go directly to the Art Room, and as usual, we were late yet again. (To be exact, we were 20 minutes late for a 40-minute class.)

Ms. Lim was furious.

She addresses Jeline, since she was last to arrive: Where have you been?!?

Jeline just stands quietly in front of the class.

Ms. Lim: Why are you late?!?!

Jeline defends herself boldly: Eh nag-C.R. pa kami! Tapos uminom pa kami! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Everyone, including the teacher, was shocked with Jeline's response.
Now even more furious, Ms. Lim begins a looong lecture on Disrespect while Ongson discreetly signals to Je to apologize.
She wouldn't budge.

And finally, ending her speech, Ms. Lim shouts to Je: WHO AM I??!? WHO AM I??!??

Jeline answers: Ms. Lim!



Oo nga naman. Duh!

The Evolution Of Man

Contributor: Ongson


We were in Grade 7 and it was review time before the AP periodical test so we were studying about the theories behind the Evolution of Man.
We were seated by class numbers and sitting together in the last rows of columns 3 and 4 were O, X, K, and B.

Out of the blue, K said to X, “Alam mo X, pag nakikita kita naniniwala akong ang tao nanggaling sa chonggo…”

We all bolstered into laughter.

But B was quick to defend her friend X.
And so B addresses K,

"Ano ba!"
Her tone quite straightforwardly,

".......Hayaan niyo na nga yung tao maging pangit!"

Aww. How sweet.

Who's The Real Slim Shady?

Contributor: Ongson


It was 7:30am and being like any other ordinary Friday morning, I knew I had to change my route from going straight to the classroom to the corridor outside the Conference room because it was a Flag Ceremony day.

As expected, I was with the usual brood of early birds namely: Jeline, Lin and many other familiar faces.

Since it was October, it painstakingly took more time for the ceremony to finish given that we had to pray the whole rosary! On the 2nd mystery, I found a chair and sat down… Jeline sat on my lap because there were no other chairs left.

Then suddenly out of nowhere, our Science Coordinator, in an oh-so-familiar and then popular tune, said to us: “Please stand up.”


I whispered to Jeline, "...............Am I Slim Shady?"

Amused by our joke, we started to snicker real hard as we turned to her and saw that she was already glaring so intently at us.

The corridor was enclosed and she must have heard my little comment. We still couldn't keep a straight face during that awkward moment but we got her message and tried to keep extremely quiet since then.

Guess she's just not that into Eminem.

Dear Ate Charo

When Maalala Mo Kaya was still huge...

Dear Ate Charo,


Itago mo nalang ako sa pangalang Gago
Ang tatay ko'y tarantado
Kaya ako ay sira-ulo.


Sabi nila sa akin puta'ng ina mo
Ang sabi ko naman
Matagal nang patay ang nanay ko.



Sumasainyo,
Gago



Composers: Bokyo, Ongson, and Shannah

Ongson's Favorite Song

On YM one afternoon:

Shatan: www.lilmissmischiefs.blogspot.com
Shatan: ivisit mo na!
Shatan: naglagay ako ng song don
Shatan: im sure magugustuhan mo :)

Ongson: fucker!!!!!!!!
Ongson: biglang nagplay yung bayang magiliw! tapos ang lakas ng volume ko so naririnig kasi naka earphones ako
Ongson: sabi ng tao dito, bayang magiliw ba pinapakinggan mo? iba pala ang trip mo ah!
Ongson: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ongson: shameful!
Ongson: natawa nalang ako
Ongson: d ako makaexplain kasi how do i explain that m reading a blog site during office hours?!?!

Shatan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shatan: :)) :)) :))

The Not-So-Glamorous Spa Adventures of Brif and Bra

After a relaxing massage, Brif and Bra went back to the ladies' locker room to change:

Bra: Ang lagkit ng oil.
Brif: Onga eh!
Bra: Shower lang muna ako...
Brif: Shower? Alam ko bawal magshower after massage. Masama daw..
Bra: Talaga? Ang oily kasi, na-O-O.C. ako..
Brif: Hindi ba magkakasakit after?
Bra: Dati naligo ako after, wala naman...
Brif, still hesitant: Punas ko nalang yung oil..

Bra takes a shower.
Within a few minutes, Brif enters the other cubicle and showers.


After they got dressed, they decided to have coffee before heading home.

And before they even get to finish their cup of coffee,
Bra: Parang nanlalamig ako...
Brif: Ako din...
Bra and Brif: Hahaha...
Bra: Lalagnatin ata ako tomorrow...
Brif, blowing her nose: Ako din. Sino kasi nagsabi diyan ok lang magshower after massage.
Bra and Brif: Hahaha...

The next day, Bra and Brif both had a slight fever.

Ongson's Tinga

After lunch break, we headed back to class and while waiting for the next teacher to arrive:

Ongson, looking into a mirror: Ay shucks may tinga pala ako!

Shatan: Ah onga, kanina pang recess...

Ongson: KANINA PANG RECESS?!?? Langya bakit hindi niyo sinasabi sakin??!?

Jeline: Ah oo, kanina pang recess 'yan...

Ongson: THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Faker Dial Tone

Shatan and Ongson/Tif talking on the phone:

Ongson/Tif: Blah blah blah. Wait lang ah, call waiting!
Shatan: Sure!

After a while...

Ongson/Tif: Hello?
Shatan: Toooooooooooooooooooot.....


Ongson/Tif hangs up.

Swing Out Sister's Breakout

Shatan: Ang fun ng song na "Breakout" by Swing Out Sister.
Ongson: Ano tono non?

Shatan, trying to remember the words: Parang.....Breakout!.....Breakout!.......Breakout.......

Ongson: Langya...

Shatan: Haha! Je, pano nga ba iyon?

Jeline, also trying to remember the words: Basta parang.....Breakout!.......Breakout.....

Ongson: Wow, GRABE. Gets ko na.

Surprise Sleepover at Lin's (Part 2 of 2)

While class is going on, Lin receives an anonymous letter:

Hi! You are cordially invited to a Swimming Party tonight (right after class) at Lin's place.
Hope to see you there!

Ongson/Shatan: Lin! Pwede ka?
Lin: Wow! Thanks for inviting me to my own party!
Ongson/Shatan: Buti nga ininvite ka pa namin eh...Haha!

And as we enter her house, Lin sees two overnight bags on the floor and instantly realizes that this was no impromptu party.

Ongson/Shatan: Surprise! We're sleeping over! Hahaha!