She Can't Think Clearly With A Full Bladder

Ongson and Shatan, YM-ing.

Ongson: Wanna watch a movie tonight?
Shatan: Sure game!
Ongson: I'll text Tif din!

...After a while.

Shatan: Ano sabi ni Tif? She replied na?
Ongson: Oo. Sabi niya, teka lang daw iihi muna siya.
Ongson: EH MAS MAHABA PA YUN TINEXT NIYA KAYSA YES OR NO!
Shatan: HAHAHA!

The Sleeping Debutante

Jeco: Nasusuka/nahihilo ako pag umiinom eh.

Shatan: OO NGA! 1 shot ng Tequila* tinulugan mo na debut ni Shannah.....................She really did.

Jeco: HAHAHA.

Jeco: At least hindi ako nahimatay... XP :))

Shatan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*We were both part of Shannah's 18 Shots.