Who Said Math Wasn't Fun?

ICANs are quite notorious for poking fun at people who mispronounce words, especially the most commonly interchanged I and E.

Case in point:

Ongson, ordering from a fast food chain, slowly and carefully mouthing each word so she won't come off as barok: Miss, pa-order ng isang...Greeled...Buhf.....Muhl.

Ni isa wala man lang tinama. Haha.
Let me translate that for you: Grilled Beef Meal.

But that's not to say we don't laugh at ourselves, too.
Well, to be honest, we laugh at everyone. No one is safe, really. Not even the teachers.




During 2nd Year Math class, a year before Ongson and Lin were transferred to our section:

Ms. Lopez, serious: Today we'll discuss Inteegeers. Blah blah blah.
Ongson and Lin: Hahahahaha!

Ms. Lopez, always with her deer-in-headlights expression, continued on with her discussion, ignoring the giggles she'd hear every time she would mention the word Integer.

After a few minutes, Ongson then raises her hand to ask a question.

Ongson, mockingly: Miss, what's Inteeegeeer again?
Lin: HAHAHA!


By the way, poking fun at phonetically-inept people wasn't the only thing ICANs are known for.
We're also notorious for very poorly holding back our laughters.





Ms. Lopez: What's so fanny?!??

Lin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Eh Ano Ba Siya Dati?

During the first few minutes after seeing each other again for the longest time, we started to talk about a couple people from our batch. The almost-forgotten ones, as we like to call them.




T: Alam niyo nakita ko si Y sa mall last time! Sabi ng friends ko, Tita mo ba yon?

A/N: Haha, shet. Tumanda rin kasi siguro ichura niya eh...

T: UY! Nakita niyo ba si Z sa Facebook? OMG ang ganda na niya!!!

A: Talaga?

N: Ay oo! Nakita ko pics niya, babae na siya!

T: Sira! Matagal na siyang babae. "TAO" na siya!

A and N: HAHAHA ang sama!

T: Dati, never ko naisip na mae-equate ko si "Z" to "Maganda." But nung nakita ko siya sa Facebook, "UY! TAO NA SIYA.....ADD!"

A and N: HAHAHA shet ang sama!

T: Alam niyo, sa buhay kasi may gumaganda at may pumapanget. Si Z ata hinigop yung mga kagandahan ng iba.

A: Siguro nung humihigop siya ng kagandahan, si Y yung nasa pinakaharap.