Starbucks Names

Tif, Ongson, and Shatan, during desserts: We'd like to order 1 Large Froyo, thanks.

Guy behind the counter: Your name please?

Ongson/Shatan: Sampaguita. (pointing) She's Sam, she's Pa, and I'm Guita.

Guy, smiling while typing: Ok, Sam..Pa...Guita.....Here's your receipt.



When we got to our table, we recalled the times we'd come up with fake names when we're ordering Mocha Frapps in Starbucks after class.

I remember I would use Daisy or Margarita. Lin and Jeco, something even more silly (which I forgot na, sorry). I think si Jeco Gumamela and kay Lin ata Poison Ivy. Haha.*

Ongson, to Tif: Usually oorder kami nila Shatan, magkasunod kami. Sasabihin ko ako si Sampa. Tapos si Shatan si Guita. Tapos pagready na yung drinks, they'll shout out Mocha Frapps for...

Tif, Ongson, and Shatan: SAMPA GUITA!!! Hahaha.

Shatan: HAHA haay kakamiss HS.

Ongson: Meron pa kaya ako si Janet, ikaw si Jackson. Tapos pag sisigaw sila ng drinks for JANET JACKSON, titingnan natin if sino lilingon na parang, WOW ANDITO SI JANET JACKSON?!?!!

Everyone: HAHAHA!!!

*Okay, I just conferred with Ongson. Madami-dami pala ang Starbucks names namin. Aside from those aforementioned, we also used: Guma & Mela, Michael & Jackson, and Michael & Jordan.