Where's A Fairy Godmother When You Need One?

After our picnic party, Ems, Ongson, and I went to the mall to unwind.

We entered a shoe store and Ems tried on a pair of black ballet flats.


Ongson commented: "Uy, para kang si Cinderella!"

Ems: "Talaga? Para bang glass slippers?"



Ongson: "Hindi. Nung bago siya magpakain ng mga manok."

She Can't Think Clearly With A Full Bladder

Ongson and Shatan, YM-ing.

Ongson: Wanna watch a movie tonight?
Shatan: Sure game!
Ongson: I'll text Tif din!

...After a while.

Shatan: Ano sabi ni Tif? She replied na?
Ongson: Oo. Sabi niya, teka lang daw iihi muna siya.
Ongson: EH MAS MAHABA PA YUN TINEXT NIYA KAYSA YES OR NO!
Shatan: HAHAHA!

The Sleeping Debutante

Jeco: Nasusuka/nahihilo ako pag umiinom eh.

Shatan: OO NGA! 1 shot ng Tequila* tinulugan mo na debut ni Shannah.....................She really did.

Jeco: HAHAHA.

Jeco: At least hindi ako nahimatay... XP :))

Shatan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*We were both part of Shannah's 18 Shots.

Starbucks Names

Tif, Ongson, and Shatan, during desserts: We'd like to order 1 Large Froyo, thanks.

Guy behind the counter: Your name please?

Ongson/Shatan: Sampaguita. (pointing) She's Sam, she's Pa, and I'm Guita.

Guy, smiling while typing: Ok, Sam..Pa...Guita.....Here's your receipt.



When we got to our table, we recalled the times we'd come up with fake names when we're ordering Mocha Frapps in Starbucks after class.

I remember I would use Daisy or Margarita. Lin and Jeco, something even more silly (which I forgot na, sorry). I think si Jeco Gumamela and kay Lin ata Poison Ivy. Haha.*

Ongson, to Tif: Usually oorder kami nila Shatan, magkasunod kami. Sasabihin ko ako si Sampa. Tapos si Shatan si Guita. Tapos pagready na yung drinks, they'll shout out Mocha Frapps for...

Tif, Ongson, and Shatan: SAMPA GUITA!!! Hahaha.

Shatan: HAHA haay kakamiss HS.

Ongson: Meron pa kaya ako si Janet, ikaw si Jackson. Tapos pag sisigaw sila ng drinks for JANET JACKSON, titingnan natin if sino lilingon na parang, WOW ANDITO SI JANET JACKSON?!?!!

Everyone: HAHAHA!!!

*Okay, I just conferred with Ongson. Madami-dami pala ang Starbucks names namin. Aside from those aforementioned, we also used: Guma & Mela, Michael & Jackson, and Michael & Jordan.

The Love Quiz

A, T, and N, over dinner at SM North The Block:


--Forgot the exact convo, basta similar to this.

(A) Pag pupuntahan mo bf mo, da-drive ka ba sa long cut but maganda scenery or sa short cut pero puro squatter?

(T/N)
- Umm...Sobrang layo ba?
- Gano kagandang scenery? Uy, I like sceneries.
- Pwede ba akong humataw?

(A) That's not the point! Basta ok??

Skip.

(A) Kukuha ka ng flowers for your bf. Red roses, white roses, or red & white roses?

(T) White.

(N) Red.

(A) Pag red it means pag naglove ka, bubuhos mo lahat talaga sa kanya. Pag white, mas selfish yung love mo.

(T) Or red and white.

(A) Oh Ohh. Babawi pa.

Next question.

(A) Pagdating mo sa house ng bf mo, gusto mo ba siya mag-open ng door for you or ok lang maid or you want to have your own key?

(T/N)
- He lives on his own or with his family?
- Teka, is he expecting me?? Or surprise visit ba?
- Busy ba siya? Bakit, ano bang ginagawa niya at hindi man lang niya ako kayang abangan sa pintuan?


(A) Just answer the question!!

Anyway, skip.

(A) Pag uuwi ka na, saan ka dadaan, long cut but ok scenery or short cut na ma-squatter?

(T/N)
- Teka teka what time na to? Matagal ba ako nagstay dun?
- May dala ba akong protection/self-defense weapon?
- Eh anong klase ba namang bf yan ako pa ang vivisit sa kanya, bakit hindi nalang siya ang pumunta sa akin?
- Oo nga naman!!

(A) Hay nakooo! Nakakainis kayo ah! It's just a quiz man! Yung iba isang sagot lang, kayo ang dami dami niyong tanong!


(T/N) Mabuti nang klaro!

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In case you want to know the meaning of the (answers to the) questions:

(Q) Pag pupuntahan mo bf mo, da-drive ka ba sa long cut but maganda scenery or sa short cut pero puro squatter?
(A) If long cut, matagal and ine-enjoy mo talaga yung process of falling in love.

(Q) Kukuha ka ng flowers for your bf. Red roses, white roses, or red & white roses?
(A) Same as what was explained in our conversation.

(Q) Pagdating mo sa house ng bf mo, gusto mo ba siya mag-open ng door for you or ok lang maid or you want to have your own key?
(A) Pag gusto mo siya mag-open ng door, it means gusto mo na pag may issue kayo, kayong 2 lang nag-uusap.

(Q) Pag uuwi ka na, saan ka dadaan, long cut but ok scenery or short cut na ma-squatter?
(A) Pag short cut, mabilis ka mag get over pag nagbreak kayo.

This Is How We Celebrate A Defining Moment In History.

Inauguration of US President Barack Obama.

01.20.09

Around 12:30 am (Shatan's) and 10:30 am (Lin's)
lin: are you watching it on tv too?
shatan: yeah!
shatan: cnn!
lin: i'm watching it at work
shatan: grabe hindi rin madami pumunta ah1
lin: haahha
lin: i think there's at least 2 million
lin: they said people were renting out their lawns!
shatan: good biz!
shatan: OMG historic moment
lin: i know!
lin: i'm getting goosebumps!
shatan: i love her hat!
shatan: haha
lin: i'm watching over the internet
lin: sobrang slow!
lin: what hat?
lin: ohhhh HAHAHAHAHA!!!
shatan: kay aretha
lin: i see it now!
lin: how could i miss it??
shatan: HAHAAHHAA
lin: i just LOLed!
shatan: its half of my tv screen
lin: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
lin: i'm so not discreet at work today!
lin: tawa lang ako ng tawa!
shatan: why
shatan: sabihin mo
shatan: my budget planning is very amusing
lin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lin: kumakanta ba siya?
lin: i can't understand a word she's saying!
shatan: :))
shatan: ako din!!!
lin: para siyang gift
shatan: HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Later, around 1:15 am (S's) and 11:15 am (L's)
shatan: i can still picture arethas ribbon
lin: hahahaha
lin: guess what you'll be getting for your birthday this year!
lin: one hint: it's gray

And later still, at 1:30 am (S's) and 11:30 am (L's)
shatan: exit the platform?
shatan: TAPOS NA!!!
lin: i know!
lin: and i don't remember a thing!
shatan: GAGAGGGAA
shatan: only arethas hat!
shatan: the best part

lin: :))
lin: i think that will be my halloween costume
shatan: wearing the hat? or talagang the hat lang is the ocstume?
lin: i'm not kate winslet!
shatan: :)) =))
lin: wearing the hat... wearing only the hat...
shatan: HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
shatan: NOOOO i mean,,,enlarged version ng hat
shatan: tapos big big ribbon across sa upper body mo
lin: enlarged?? mero pa bang enlarged??
shatan: :))