The Evolution Of Man

Contributor: Ongson


We were in Grade 7 and it was review time before the AP periodical test so we were studying about the theories behind the Evolution of Man.
We were seated by class numbers and sitting together in the last rows of columns 3 and 4 were O, X, K, and B.

Out of the blue, K said to X, “Alam mo X, pag nakikita kita naniniwala akong ang tao nanggaling sa chonggo…”

We all bolstered into laughter.

But B was quick to defend her friend X.
And so B addresses K,

"Ano ba!"
Her tone quite straightforwardly,

".......Hayaan niyo na nga yung tao maging pangit!"

Aww. How sweet.

Who's The Real Slim Shady?

Contributor: Ongson


It was 7:30am and being like any other ordinary Friday morning, I knew I had to change my route from going straight to the classroom to the corridor outside the Conference room because it was a Flag Ceremony day.

As expected, I was with the usual brood of early birds namely: Jeline, Lin and many other familiar faces.

Since it was October, it painstakingly took more time for the ceremony to finish given that we had to pray the whole rosary! On the 2nd mystery, I found a chair and sat down… Jeline sat on my lap because there were no other chairs left.

Then suddenly out of nowhere, our Science Coordinator, in an oh-so-familiar and then popular tune, said to us: “Please stand up.”


I whispered to Jeline, "...............Am I Slim Shady?"

Amused by our joke, we started to snicker real hard as we turned to her and saw that she was already glaring so intently at us.

The corridor was enclosed and she must have heard my little comment. We still couldn't keep a straight face during that awkward moment but we got her message and tried to keep extremely quiet since then.

Guess she's just not that into Eminem.

Dear Ate Charo

When Maalala Mo Kaya was still huge...

Dear Ate Charo,


Itago mo nalang ako sa pangalang Gago
Ang tatay ko'y tarantado
Kaya ako ay sira-ulo.


Sabi nila sa akin puta'ng ina mo
Ang sabi ko naman
Matagal nang patay ang nanay ko.



Sumasainyo,
Gago



Composers: Bokyo, Ongson, and Shannah

Ongson's Favorite Song

On YM one afternoon:

Shatan: www.lilmissmischiefs.blogspot.com
Shatan: ivisit mo na!
Shatan: naglagay ako ng song don
Shatan: im sure magugustuhan mo :)

Ongson: fucker!!!!!!!!
Ongson: biglang nagplay yung bayang magiliw! tapos ang lakas ng volume ko so naririnig kasi naka earphones ako
Ongson: sabi ng tao dito, bayang magiliw ba pinapakinggan mo? iba pala ang trip mo ah!
Ongson: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ongson: shameful!
Ongson: natawa nalang ako
Ongson: d ako makaexplain kasi how do i explain that m reading a blog site during office hours?!?!

Shatan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shatan: :)) :)) :))