Ms. Lim, Duh!

Contributors: Ongson and Shatan


When we were in 7th Grade, we had mad skills of eating our lunch baons under the 15 minutes allotted for our Recess, but during Lunch Breaks, it's a whole different story.

We were always late.
Either we didn't notice the time (even after the bell rang) since we were having so much fun in the cafeteria, or we were just in our sloth mode, taking our time making our way to the classroom. Parang namamasyal sa Luneta.

And right after lunch one time, we had to go directly to the Art Room, and as usual, we were late yet again. (To be exact, we were 20 minutes late for a 40-minute class.)

Ms. Lim was furious.

She addresses Jeline, since she was last to arrive: Where have you been?!?

Jeline just stands quietly in front of the class.

Ms. Lim: Why are you late?!?!

Jeline defends herself boldly: Eh nag-C.R. pa kami! Tapos uminom pa kami! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Everyone, including the teacher, was shocked with Jeline's response.
Now even more furious, Ms. Lim begins a looong lecture on Disrespect while Ongson discreetly signals to Je to apologize.
She wouldn't budge.

And finally, ending her speech, Ms. Lim shouts to Je: WHO AM I??!? WHO AM I??!??

Jeline answers: Ms. Lim!



Oo nga naman. Duh!