Ate Shawie Night, Part 2 of 3: Ever???

Having desserts with balikbayans Lin and Jeco (sorta) and Ongson late Tuesday night at Bizu.
Ate Shawie walks through the door with her daughter KC and some of their friends.

We dared Ongson to have her picture taken with her idol. (She will deny this, pero we know the truth Ongson! HAHA.)
But she was starting to get cold feet.

Shatan: Ongson pa-picture ka na! Game! Go na!

Ongson: Ehhh...Nahihiya ako eh!

Shatan: It's now or never!...Nakita mo na ba siya in person before?

Ongson: Hindi.

Shatan: So first time mo lang?

Ongson: Oo.

Shatan: ...Ever?

Lin: First time nga eh!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ongson: You ah! Are you cross-examining me??

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ongson: Parang, "First time mo ba?" ..."Oo." ..."Ever???" ..."Umm, third?"
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ongson:"Ikaw ba ang pumatay sa biktima?" ..."Hindi." .........."EVER???"
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ongson: Well actually, na-meet ko na pala siya dati nung bata ako. Pero 4 years old pa ako non I can't remember.

Jeco, Lin, and Shatan: OHHHH!!!!! SABI MO FIRST TIME!!!
Shatan: HULI KA!
Everyone: HAHAHA!

Ongson: Oh I'm so sorry, Shatan. I failed your exam.