The Love Quiz

A, T, and N, over dinner at SM North The Block:


--Forgot the exact convo, basta similar to this.

(A) Pag pupuntahan mo bf mo, da-drive ka ba sa long cut but maganda scenery or sa short cut pero puro squatter?

(T/N)
- Umm...Sobrang layo ba?
- Gano kagandang scenery? Uy, I like sceneries.
- Pwede ba akong humataw?

(A) That's not the point! Basta ok??

Skip.

(A) Kukuha ka ng flowers for your bf. Red roses, white roses, or red & white roses?

(T) White.

(N) Red.

(A) Pag red it means pag naglove ka, bubuhos mo lahat talaga sa kanya. Pag white, mas selfish yung love mo.

(T) Or red and white.

(A) Oh Ohh. Babawi pa.

Next question.

(A) Pagdating mo sa house ng bf mo, gusto mo ba siya mag-open ng door for you or ok lang maid or you want to have your own key?

(T/N)
- He lives on his own or with his family?
- Teka, is he expecting me?? Or surprise visit ba?
- Busy ba siya? Bakit, ano bang ginagawa niya at hindi man lang niya ako kayang abangan sa pintuan?


(A) Just answer the question!!

Anyway, skip.

(A) Pag uuwi ka na, saan ka dadaan, long cut but ok scenery or short cut na ma-squatter?

(T/N)
- Teka teka what time na to? Matagal ba ako nagstay dun?
- May dala ba akong protection/self-defense weapon?
- Eh anong klase ba namang bf yan ako pa ang vivisit sa kanya, bakit hindi nalang siya ang pumunta sa akin?
- Oo nga naman!!

(A) Hay nakooo! Nakakainis kayo ah! It's just a quiz man! Yung iba isang sagot lang, kayo ang dami dami niyong tanong!


(T/N) Mabuti nang klaro!

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In case you want to know the meaning of the (answers to the) questions:

(Q) Pag pupuntahan mo bf mo, da-drive ka ba sa long cut but maganda scenery or sa short cut pero puro squatter?
(A) If long cut, matagal and ine-enjoy mo talaga yung process of falling in love.

(Q) Kukuha ka ng flowers for your bf. Red roses, white roses, or red & white roses?
(A) Same as what was explained in our conversation.

(Q) Pagdating mo sa house ng bf mo, gusto mo ba siya mag-open ng door for you or ok lang maid or you want to have your own key?
(A) Pag gusto mo siya mag-open ng door, it means gusto mo na pag may issue kayo, kayong 2 lang nag-uusap.

(Q) Pag uuwi ka na, saan ka dadaan, long cut but ok scenery or short cut na ma-squatter?
(A) Pag short cut, mabilis ka mag get over pag nagbreak kayo.